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nicolascage3d.com

[a list of publications] i have written some things

[hobart] craig griffey

[metazen] a four-step guide of how to remain conscious while in a coma after sustaining massive head trauma

[eggshell parade] bear morning

[wigleaf] my child is delirious and said it wants to live in a portable toilet + dear wigleaf

[pachyder mini] i am the mcdonalds of america writing [miniature book]

[pachyder interview] interview on a story i wrote

[monkfish jowls] an excerpt from one of the fifty books

[salt hill journal] if you do not have a face because your face is a television then your father is probably mowing a piece of the suburbs [print]

[anomalous press] parts of our bodies were still capable of heartbeats

[kill author] The Back of Our Kneecaps And Our Shoulder Pits Sweat Into Another Day of PavementThe Back of Our Kneecaps And Our Shoulder Pits Sweat Into Another Day of Pavement

[housefire] we walked the streets to remember how to be people

[juked] yesterday we climbed into something that was not quite anything

[spork press] an old man that was not quite an old man but would one day be an old man

[the fanzine] rags of motel carpet waited to grow a brain

[this recording] home depot oscillating fan

[we who are about to die] a guide on how to use twitter

[noo journal] the future of storytelling

[brown daily herald] teaching fiction [news]

[pank] history of love: stories #12-#31 [print]

[slacktory] natalie portman dates online

[slacktory] first eight girls justin bieber dated before he was famous

[slacktory] i decided to start a rap parody group called maroon 5000

[slacktory] haters gonna hate

[mud luscious] more introductions to a book i will never finish [email me if you want a copy]

[html giant] how to become the most famous author in the world

[trumbull island] tyler the creator [interview]

[html giant] an open letter to carl's junior

[urlesque] my date with emma watson

[html giant] how to play ping pong

[thieves jargon] moby dick's birthday

[thieves jargon] seeking mulvey's inner reason

[beat the dust] i want to be your mailbox

[eclectica] take your mustache and leave